Thursday, March 3, 2011

Wayne Rooney's New Goal celebration

There he stands, chest inflated, nose in the air, arms outstretched with regal disdain towards all us mere mortals, the epitome of smug self-satisfaction. Anyone would think he had just discovered the cure for cancer. But hang on. Wasn’t it you, Wayne, who played like a turnip for the entire duration of the World Cup? Who was largely responsible for making the World Cup a tawdry humiliating experience for every English football fan? So next time you score a goal how about celebrating it with some boyish exuberance instead of nominating yourself for the Nobel prize? 

5 comments:

  1. Wayne Rooney wins the nobel prize for being a twat.

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  2. LOL. That's another way of putting it.

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  3. I strike the same self-satisfied pose every time I craft a beautiful sentence. I do a lap of the living room, then hit the showers.

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  4. Sheena, your genius continues to amaze, astonish and delight.

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